24 Similarities between women and fish!

1.Both are attracted to shiny objects
2.More fun to catch while drinking
3.Neither travel well
4.There's others in the sea and/or Bar
5.Three words: CATCH AND RELEASE
6.Both travel in protective groups
7.Small Bladders
8.The deeper you go the scarier they get
9.(EDITED: my lawer has requested that i remove this one from my blog...Hint: Crabs!)
10.Their weight largely determines their value
11.They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
12.Bears will eat either of them
13.Sometimes i likes 'em wild, sometimes i likes 'em farm-raised
14.You must document great catches or no one will believe you - video preferred
15.Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
16.Seen the movie splash? Case closed
17.Cold blooded. Loocking your way,________.
18.Neither can operate a vehicle
19.They both eat things
20.The harder they shake their tale, the farther they'll go in life
21.Scales are important to each of them
22.They never have to buy drinks
23.Huummm...Eggs? DUH
24.Can hook either with a great line.

By Barney Stinson (Shrimpson neste caso)


Espero que tenham gostado e tenham estes ensinamentos em consideração quando estiverem na faina!